“What happens when you combine Sci-Fi lore and IKEA-style manual design? You learn how to build a light saber with some widgets, wooden pegs, and a noted lack of Jar-Jar Binks.
CollegeHumor shares a collection of IKEA-style manuals with a Sci-Fi bent. Check out the “Litsabbur” here and then hit up the link below to see the Djiloriann, Dindasur, and Tjardiis.
I think that one is my favorite… But the “Litsabbur” (Light Saber) is pretty close. :P