Friday, May 16, 2014

CONPLAN 8888 - The Pentagon's Counter-Zombie Dominance plan [Not a joke, but not real either, think "Training Exercise"]

dvice - Pentagon is dead serious about its fake zombie apocalypse plan

The Pentagon has an unclassified document known as Conplan 8888, or the "Counter-Zombie Dominance" plan. Unlike the plan issued by the CDC a couple years back, this is not a survival guide for the masses. Instead, Conplan 8888 is a five-phase military strategy for restoring order after the outbreak. And just in case some of you out there doubt the sincerity of this 37-page document, here's the first line: "This plan was not actually designed as a joke."

So there you go. Conplan 8888 goes on to detail the different types of zombies that the military might encounter during the outbreak. These range from your traditional pathogenic zombies (PZs), carriers of the disease, to occult-induced evil magic zombies (EMZs) and non-threatening vegetarian zombies (VZs). Even the real-world chicken zombie is covered — over four paragraphs.




I think the Space Zombie and Chicken Zombie are more favorite... BTW, you really do have to check the part about the Chicken Zombie...


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