Strate SQL - Lyrics for “SQL and I Know It”
"I hadn’t planned to post the lyrics for yesterday’s song, but Mark Vaillancourt (Blog | @markvsql) thought that I should. Since he’s a trusted peer, I figured why not. So below are the lyrics I used to ruin LMFAO’s Sexy and I Know It. What song would you like to see SQL’d?
When I stop on by, clients be thinking that I’m the guy
I’m paid to tune, working on queries that are lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, working on plans out a’ control,
It’s Strate with the his SQL
They like Bruce Lee rock out the clawHey, look at that SQL [x3]
It runs slow
Hey, look at that SQL [x3]
It runs slowWhen I go to the summit, this is what I see
Hundreds of SQL Pro networking with me
I got a passion for that SQL and I ain’t afraid to show it
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Some good (well... :P) DBA/SQL humor for a Monday...
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