ThinkGeek - Conan the Librarian
For two days only!
Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women is all fine and good, but every barbarian needs a day job to fall back on in less contentious times. Conan earned his MLS, proving that the stereotype about barbarians being illiterate is just that, a stereotype.
A few tips before you use the Hyboria Public Library:
- Disputes between the followers of the Dewey Decimal System and those of the Library of Congress Classification can get noisy and messy. We advise relocating to a more peaceful section of the library if you are not personally involved.
- No amount of lamentation will get your late fees waived.
- If your late fees reach a certain amount, no gold will suffice. He'll want your head.
Conan the Librarian on a chestnut brown, 100% cotton t-shirt.
The T-Shirt for every library barbarian...
The Loot/Cart thing made me laugh too (and was the final straw. T-Shirt bought, don't tell my DFO... :)
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