You read the CDC's guide and you've got your zombie contingency plan in place. Or at least, you have one in your head. And you have plenty of duct tape around the house, so it shouldn't be a problem to throw together a kit when the time comes, right? Wrong. The last thing you want to do when the apocalypse hits is be delayed by something you could have prepped for. Because while you're prepping, other people are raiding the gun stores, hitting the highway, finding friends who will have their back, all of which is going to be really important, and all of which is going to suck if you're not one of the first people doing it.
Let us give you a leg-up on the competition with all sorts of useful gear already in a bag for easy carrying. Throw in your important paperwork, some water, your medications, and you're ready to hit the road at a moment's notice.
Almost perfect for the cube dweller? The only thing keeping this from a cube near you is that companies might frown on the "SOG Tactical Tomahawk." I'd hate to hear about Zombie Tomahawk-Rage incidents... :|