"David Copperfield Robbed At Gunpoint"

The Smoking Gun - David Copperfield Robbed At Gunpoint

"APRIL 26--Magician David Copperfield was robbed at gunpoint Sunday night by a quartet of Florida teenagers who were nabbed minutes later by West Palm Beach cops. ..."

While I don’t like to see bad things happen to anyone (well most anyone...), I just can’t help all the jokes and comments going through my head after seeing this post...