Funny Lines from Actual Court Transcripts

Law Firm Blogging.com - Attorney jokes from actual trial excerpts

"... These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and
now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm
while these exchanges were actually taking place.
...
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin’ me?
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...
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go
to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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..."

This post had my crying I was laughing so hard...