How many of these Development "Methodologies" apply to your Development?

The Berkun Blog - Asshole driven development

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(There is a happy list of these I’m sure, but this is the cynical one).

Asshole Driven development (ADD) - Any team where the biggest jerk makes all the big decisions is asshole driven development. ...

Cognitive Dissonance development (CDD) - In any organization where there are two or more divergent beliefs on how software should be made. ...

Development By Denial (DBD) - Everybody pretends there is a method for what’s being done, and that things are going ok, when in reality, things are a mess and the process is on the floor. ...

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And here I thought my boss was saying I had Attention Deficit Disorder... (JK :)  LOL

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