Tuesday, June 21, 2011

[Zombie, Humor] - US Army Zombie Combat Command & FM 999-3 (Counter-Zombie Operations at the Fireteam Level)

Wired - Danger Room - Army Gets How-To Guide for Zombie Invasion

"One day in the not-too-distant future, a mindless horde of cannibalistic killing machines will come shambling through the streets of America. And when that day comes, the U.S. Army will be on it faster than you can scream “BRAAIIIINNSS!”

Lucky for us, the Army Zombie Combat Command has put together a nifty manual on how to identify, fight, and kill those murderous mobs of the undead. Soldiers can now add the FM 999-3 Counter-Zombie Operations at the Fireteam Level to their arsenal – “the primary doctrinal reference on conducting fire team sized infantry operations in a Zombie infested environment in the United States.”

And as far as we know, this is the only (non) arm of the service that “guarantees the survival of the United States in the event of any Zombie emergency.”


Army Zombie Combat Command


Army Zombie Combat Command - Field Manuals

Here you will find publications made by the Army Zombie Combat Command. It is to be read by every soldier in the United States Army.



Army Zombie Combat Command - PX


A FM for fighting zombies... awesome. And the 999 being 666 upside down? :P

NOTE: If you haven't guessed yet, this isn't really a US Army project, unit, site, etc, but I thought it cool/funny/interesting none the less...


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