[Limited Time Offer, Only Two Days] Conan the Librarian T-Shirt

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Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women is all fine and good, but every barbarian needs a day job to fall back on in less contentious times. Conan earned his MLS, proving that the stereotype about barbarians being illiterate is just that, a stereotype.

A few tips before you use the Hyboria Public Library:

• Disputes between the followers of the Dewey Decimal System and those of the Library of Congress Classification can get noisy and messy. We advise relocating to a more peaceful section of the library if you are not personally involved.
• No amount of lamentation will get your late fees waived.
• If your late fees reach a certain amount, no gold will suffice. He'll want your head.

Conan the Librarian on a chestnut brown, 100% cotton t-shirt.

The T-Shirt for every library barbarian...

The Loot/Cart thing made me laugh too (and was the final straw. T-Shirt bought, don't tell my DFO... :)