THE DYNAMITE CLOCK

THE DYNAMITE CLOCK

"Over the years our world famous "Dynamite Clock" has repeatedly made the news due to it's super-realistic appearance. Designed by a REAL demolitions expert, each unique piece is and hand assembled one-at-a-time. Each of these works of art will instantly command anyone's attention. Talk about a conversation piece... Each clock features multiple sticks of dynamite (simulated), and realistic explosives wrapping paper. We then attach a hi-quality digital clock, motion sensor (mercury switch), circuit board with functional L.E.D. lights, a speaker, battery power supply, and top it off with a de-activated detanator pin. Once the battery has been connected the unit will be "set-off" if it is moved, jostled, or picked up in any way. The red L.E.D. lights blink, the buzzer sounds, and the poor fool who moved it will need a change of underwear! We gurantee this to be the most realistic and unique bomb clock that you will ever see!!! One member of the elite FBI bomb squad personally told me that this was the absolute best simulated explosives device he had ever seen! (Unfortunately, this Special Agent was was not smiling when he told me this.) Shortly before speaking to me, the nice Special Agent had just finished evacuating the building and had very carefully "dis-armed" our clock. (The clock had been given to a public official as a gift and was sitting on his desk when a cleaning lady spotted it and called the police...) This is the ultimate conversation piece. Truly unique and available ONLY from us! Quantities are limited. Order yours today.

WARNING: This device is sold as a novelty desk clock ONLY. It is not to be used as a joke, prank, or hoax bomb. Period. Criminal charges will undoubtedly apply if misused."

Any clock with a warning like that just HAS to be on my x-mas wish list... :|


(via Gizmodo : Dynamite Clock)