"The 7 Irrefutable Rules of Bacon"

Jon Gallant - The 7 Irrefutable Rules of Bacon

Bacon! And in my mind, 7 is #1... :)

Also I think #8 should be;

8. Bacon must be respected and enjoyed for what it is. No bacon ties, car paint jobs, phone cases (though that would be kind of cool), etc. Bacon is bacon! Not decoration...